I have blinds!
I have blinds! Finally!
No longer will I be giving racy peep shows to my neighbors and pedestrians. The prostitutes (whom I haven’t seen in over a month now) can come back because I won’t be stealing their business with my harlequin exposés. The Department of Health across the street won’t have to open an investigation into the health hazard that is my giant laundry pile.
Blinds are good for everyone.
