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The Onion predicted it all long ago.

Gillette has created a razor with 5 blades… 6 if you count the one of the back that they had to add because you can’t shave a mustache with a razor bigger than your upper lip.

Its all part of America’s insatiable thirst for more.

Which is why I’ll be picking up one of these razors, a King sized beverage, a PowerMac Quad G5 and my new 2 bedroom apartment.

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